SKINNY LITTLE NEWS_SOCIAL_RELATIONSHIP_Issue 01*20 April 17, 2014
BABY GIRL BREAKS IT OFF WITH LIFELONG FRIEND
By Alicia Prescott
After weeks of continuous quarrel and spat with her best and only friend Samantha, local toddler Karen Fleet decided that, given the bitter turn their friendship has recently taken, it was time to maybe call it quits and part ways right here and now, sources confirmed this morning.
“I just can’t take it anymore, you know. Samantha always gives you the silent treatment just to make you lose your cool and you can barely get anything through to her thick head,” said the upset little girl who went on to stress out how she was always the one who had to come up with ideas for the games they’d play together, and how Samantha was difficult to play with and would never say exactly what she had in mind, always keeping everything to herself.
“Look, I get that she’s smaller than me and that you must be patient with people who are smaller than you but Samantha doesn’t even try. I mean, in any relationship, communication is very important, isn’t it?”
“At any rate, if she won’t talk to me then I won’t waste another breath on her either.”
Karen, who described herself as a very friendly, easy-going, fun-loving dudette, added that when she first met Samantha in the local toy shop, she immediately thought she’d met a like-minded person with a great character to be friend with. Unfortunately, Samantha didn’t turn out to be that great girlfriend she, Karen, thought she’d found.
“After everything I’ve done for her, I mean I hooked her with clothes, combed her hair, even had a house bought for her with a complete tea set, you think she’d be grateful. Hell no, she just takes everything for granted. I mean, who does that?”
At press time, after Karen tore down the miniature house in a sudden fit of aggravation, Samantha reportedly came out to the press and stated that Karen was just a fucking drama queen…
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